VICTORY AT NOON!

It was the instance of truth. Time showed 12:00, and I knew it was showtime. During a marathon morning, my gut was growling like a lion. But I wasn't discouraged. Rather, I felt a rush of energy. Today was going to be different. I would triumph over lunchtime with grace. Lunchtime Lunacy: The Results Are In! The thrill is officially over! Midday